I don't think there's any known therapeutic approach that helps with antisocial personality disorder/sociopathy. So, eh. I'd be worried about subjecting a therapist to him.

I love when autocorrect changes your slightly misspelled word into something that means nothing. Total gibberish. My favorite non-word was SOMEHONG! We have taken to saying it when frustrated.

I want this shawarma wrap so bad. We don't have shawarma like this where I live... I miss it. Dammit Uber.

"Hey ladies, your universally recognized social cues that you don't want to be approached are giving off an aura of unapproachability! Just giving you a heads up in case you were wondering why more idiots in fedoras weren't interrupting your day with terrible pick-up lines. You can thank me anytime. P.S. Smile, babe!"