A teen was wearing this number at our very uncool community pool earlier this week. Won’t someone think of the children???

Roccckooos modern layfe

He’ll do fine not knowing her

Whatever, I liked the trailer. Then again, I’ll pretty much watch and enjoy anything featuring time travel and/or alternate universe scenario (except that Blake Lively movie. Anything but her).

“I was going to leave anyway,” says the guy in the very expensive seats who felt the need to ruin the show for everyone else.

From his documentary, Anthony appears to be pathological about this shit. The looks on his staffers faces after he was caught *again* said it all. He needs some intense therapy if he actually wants to stop this, but I’m not even sure he’s serious about wanting to stop.

The argument everyone has against Woody Allen is that he is gross. If he never had sex with her before she was 18, then he did not do anything illegal. But it still makes it gross. You can be a nasty, predatory person and not technically be a criminal.

I for one feel betrayed

I love the game, but there’s really no need to be out till 5 a.m. playing. He’s full of shit

I guess that explains why his character had a fatal illness and then was snatched back to health in the course of three episodes

Doom? Lol okay. I’ll enjoy some authentic Cuban food and mojitos while I’m looking out on the ocean.

Yes, please stay away from Florida! It’s one of the last places in the US where you can get waterfront property that’s affordable (compared to say, California, where you have to be a millionaire). The more people don’t want to live in Florida, the more affordable it stays.

This entire scenario is the perfect basis for an episode of Kimmy Schmidt

Tayolor Swift is a mean girl

Yes, the joke above is an example of someone trying to be funny but failing. And if you think Trevor Noah personally writes everything on the Daily Show’s twitter account you’re very naive.

I live in DC and was in NY visiting. Was astounded and pleased that we got a pizza delivered to our hotel room in under a half hour. (hungover, don’t judge)

Because they’ll only do PHILANTHROPY if it makes them look good and it’s tied up in some idiotic social activity.

I’m sure they’ll blame undocumented workers. #trumpsamerica

Walk into my bathroom

sounds on par with friends plots