Yes, the joke above is an example of someone trying to be funny but failing. And if you think Trevor Noah personally writes everything on the Daily Show’s twitter account you’re very naive.

I live in DC and was in NY visiting. Was astounded and pleased that we got a pizza delivered to our hotel room in under a half hour. (hungover, don’t judge)

Because they’ll only do PHILANTHROPY if it makes them look good and it’s tied up in some idiotic social activity.

I’m sure they’ll blame undocumented workers. #trumpsamerica

Walk into my bathroom

sounds on par with friends plots

Martha would mentally DESTROY the other two.

I think it’s the hair...it suits him more than that moptop

I am of two minds on this because I hate to be the one to tell a girl “smile,” but then again her dad is Ted Cruz and it really may be that she’s miserable.

I don’t know about acne specifically...but even though Mirena has a lower dose of hormones I can tell the difference!

Aight, they’re really big and I don’t have to get up as often to get more water. And I try and keep hydrated as a lazy person.

Sometimes, people make mistakes. Sometimes, those mistakes are made in online publishing. Shit happens.

I mean, didn’t Kasich ever watch the Passover episode of Rugrats? It’s a classic.

too soon

-courtesy nature valley spokeswoman

lol. Nature’s Valley bars are loaded with sugar.

lol i’m sure. i take it you’ve never been on a road trip or other desperate situation.

To anyone who “hates” Kim Kardashian, it’s very easy to ignore her. Sure, she is on social media a lot. But I don’t buy anything of hers, I don’t watch her shows, and she has about as much impact on my life as any other celebrity.

Yeah, it would be good if the castmates could sue for lost wages or something. Stranger things have happened, though I wonder if at this point they want to distance themselves from the whole situation as much as possible.

I put this upthread but it’s more relevant here. The grey suit in question. I really dislike it. It’s very mid 90s.