So their parents basically decided for the Olsens when they were infants that they were going to be on this sitcom. They did extremely lame shows and straight-to-DVDs for a good 20 years of their lives. Sure, it made them billionaires, but now they’ve moved on.

It’s amusing that the whole job is in video production but the qualifications only say

Though I didn’t mention it in my original comment, I personally don’t see anything wrong with a kid having a cell phone in general, but I don’t think a 10 year old should feel entitled to the top of the line product either...especially if they don’t take care of it. Of course there are kids who will be responsible and…

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

My AMAZING plans?

So, the first half of “Fates & Furies” is what Jonathan Franzen would’ve written. It’s about a dude, a playwrite and his wife who he treats like a clueless trophy.

Times like these, we all gather around to remember the profound words of Chumbawamba:

Doesn’t gawker media already pay people to do this?

Doing things online is easier, and these people are paying for the convenience of having things tracked on a computer versus pen and paper or some slider-thingy.

Yeah I don’t know wtf people are doing with their workout clothes that it’s coming apart at the seams. My cheap ass stuff from Old Navy has been fine the last 3 years.

Word. I hate people who do that.

Old Navy! Very cheap and has never torn or had any other issues. I’ve been working out anywhere from 3-4x a week for the last 3 years or so and have kept some of the same workout pants in rotation and have had no trouble. If I wait for a sale (which happens often), I can get workout pants for $15-20 bucks.

It shows how random cellulite is that Serena Williams has it and Amy Schumer doesn’t....gotta be honest I feel better now knowing that even one of the best athletes of all time has cellulite.

Word, in my family we always just ate the same Thanksgiving meal over and over till it was gone (no sandwiches or fancy casseroles or anything).

I’m sure it would be about as enthralling as following Kirsten

Sure, here are some possibilities:

I’d read 800 days of Tom Cruise not seeing Suri.

“well, Jim, you said you wanted more air time!”

I feel that’s part of a branding strategery on her part.

Based on those other responses, Mariah must really like Christina Aguilera.