I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

Ohhhh if it's so easy why don't you do it then?

My AMAZING plans?

My response to the actress playing Hermione being black is basically cackling because stupid people who probably aren’t even fans would lose their effing minds.

So, the first half of “Fates & Furies” is what Jonathan Franzen would’ve written. It’s about a dude, a playwrite and his wife who he treats like a clueless trophy.

Times like these, we all gather around to remember the profound words of Chumbawamba:

Doesn’t gawker media already pay people to do this?

Miles Teller is an asshole who hates every movie he’s in (only after he sees they don’t do well—-he’s totes not responsible for it being bad during the making of the movie).

I think so long as people talking about her use the correct pronouns, people will know she’s a woman.

lol you said buttstocks

Cool. I have a lot of trouble keeping up with the timeline on this show and have sort of given up on anything making sense. I feel better tho going on previously.tv and seeing no one in those threads seems to have any idea wtf is happening.

When we first met River, I believe she was surprised that Matt Smith looked so young, so it COULD be that this is really the first time they met since “her doctor” is old.

Doing things online is easier, and these people are paying for the convenience of having things tracked on a computer versus pen and paper or some slider-thingy.

Yeah I don’t know wtf people are doing with their workout clothes that it’s coming apart at the seams. My cheap ass stuff from Old Navy has been fine the last 3 years.

Word. I hate people who do that.

Old Navy! Very cheap and has never torn or had any other issues. I’ve been working out anywhere from 3-4x a week for the last 3 years or so and have kept some of the same workout pants in rotation and have had no trouble. If I wait for a sale (which happens often), I can get workout pants for $15-20 bucks.

It shows how random cellulite is that Serena Williams has it and Amy Schumer doesn’t....gotta be honest I feel better now knowing that even one of the best athletes of all time has cellulite.

The thing with Morgan’s psychiatrist is that that guy was totally isolated and essentially checked out from larger society. It’s a lot easier to preach “no kill” when you don’t have monsters like the Wolves at your door wantonly chopping off limbs in the middle of the street for no reason.

Word, in my family we always just ate the same Thanksgiving meal over and over till it was gone (no sandwiches or fancy casseroles or anything).

I’m sure someone here recognizes what book is on the table? I’m guessing this is a stupid question, but I’ll ask anyways.