Thanks muchly! My mom is accustomed to higher-end brands, but she's more into quantity than quality when it comes to samples :P

I really want to get my mom a temporary subscription (like, just a few months, I can't afford a whole year).

AHhh that's why.

PHILANTHROPY! They always say "philanthropy" instead of volunteer work, for some reason. Don't know why they love that particular word so much.

Well, if they are paying like you're working several jobs, it's probably worth it. I'm making up numbers here, but if you make $100k+ a year or something, I'd do it.

Interesting. I'll concede that I may not be working out as hard during spin class as I do when I'm outside, if for nothing else than because I can't just "turn down the resistance" when I'm trying to ride up a hill (unless I get off the bike I suppose).

My first thought was "he went from Robb Stark to this???". I sense James Marsden's 27 Dresses in his future.

I haven't read his books either, but I've read Gaiman so I'm sure I'll love him.

Abundantly clear why Snowden didn't trust her to know what he was planning to do. I wouldn't trust her with plans for a surprise party.

Women's brains are important, but Patrick is missing his.

I don't think it's really fair to assume people taking barre fitness classes believe they are really dancers. Any reasonable person knows those gimmicky workout classes are just a way to avoid just being on a treadmill and get a good workout.

This whole show reminds me of "It's Always Sunny", and people also seem to think Charlie Day is as dumb as his character on that show (totally not).

Your forgot "Does it get you drunk?" in this flow chart.

In Citizenfour, it seemed pretty clear Snowden enjoys the "celebrity" aspect of his persona (and knowing he's going to be in future history books). There was a good few minutes of him preening about his hair in front of a mirror (no one cares, dude).

Just touching a piece of paper now is a sun, apparently.

Yeah, for me, I reuse the wire hangers not so much because I need them but just because it seems wasteful to throw them away when they're perfectly fine. It's good to know I can just bring them back to the dry cleaners!

Just make sure he doesn't have access to your wallet, brain, or heart :P

I've really never actually seen this happen, but then again most of my clothes isn't made from fragile fabric (lots of cotton).

What exactly is wrong with them? They hang clothes.

Damn, I've never seen that movie before. Apparently my mom and mommy dearest have something in common!