I never thought I'd say I adore James Van Der Beek, but I adore James Van Der Beek. Don't Trust the B let me see him in a whole new light.

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Ooo, if you go on Craigslist, I'm sure you kind find someone giving away old mattress foam for free. Cut it up, sell for $200 each.

there are worse things...I could be addicted to heroin. And I only have a can of diet coke a day.

People who drink Diet Coke usually do it out of habit, regardless of what we are currently eating at the time. I'm not going to suddenly order a regular Coke if I'm eating an otherwise unlealthy meal. I've been substituting Diet Coke since I was 15, 10 years later, I'm not going to stop now because I like the taste…

I'm surprised Lena Dunham wasn't there to grace us with a horrible fashion choice.

Boyfriend jeans look like shiit on me. Do you pretty much have to have really thin legs to look good in them? Mine are pretty muscular.

Baby sayz: "I take your Carter pants and I shit in them."

My mom loved the princess stuff and encouraged me to play with dolls, but even I was obsessed with Legos. She never made a big deal about them, I don't even remember friends trying to say they were "boy toys". This seems to be a new phenomenon.

I mean, even if you are "clean", that's fine. It's the constant announcement that you're clean (shouting from the rooftops!), and putting down/lecturing others that's obnoxious.

I said this sounded like a fanfiction from the minute I heard it.

Well, if that's true I wouldn't say funny so much as terribly sad/

The Harry/Emma rumors read like fanfiction to me...Fifty Shades of Grey lady has the inspiration for her next novel right there.

Oh, okay, at first I thought you meant that horrible woman with a similar name on the Big Bang Theory.

Yeah, I mean it was also (as far as I know), her first real dramatic role where she would theoretically have to go to big-wig type parties etc.

From her New York Times interview at the time, she said that it was [at least] partially because she was filming her TV show at the time and she had to juggle raising her young children:

I'm having trouble figuring out what Daniels meant by that....I guess since he's a writer he did that intentionally.

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully, you'll find a place that doesn't care so much about banal office banter :/ . I've never been fired or reprimanded for being more introverted, but it inevitably comes up on my yearly reviews.

Probably varies from place to place as well.

does that mean nor hiring someone who is an asshole or going out of your way to hire someone with the same interest and personality type?