please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

Not necessarily thank them - but how about not shit on them for it. Steps in the right direction, however small, should not be punished.

Eh, I had a blast planning and putting on our (completely DIY) wedding. The key is to understand that it’s really not about having everything being exactly so, to be flexible and willing to compromise and just let it go. Also to remember that it’s about getting married to the one you love and having your friends and…

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

Have you tried setting the plane on fire to speed up the process?

There’s a typo in the first paragraph. I assume it was supposed to read “an American Airlines flight caught fire Friday, causing passengers to welcome the sweet release of death from the Hell that is the 2016 election.”

Loving v. Virginia said they can.

If you can’t spout hyperbole and faux outrage over inconsequential celebrity gossip what’s the point of even living?

Grabbing someone’s brain doesn’t sound like a good idea.

My country is that of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. I make no judgement. I feel your pain, my US friends! 

Remember when Pepe Le Pew was merely a caricature of aggressive French men?

Turtles everywhere take umbrage at this comparision!