Remember, you can’t spell fucked up without U bolts.

The fact that how to adjust timing on an older motor needs to be explained on an automotive site, makes me feel old :(

I can’t make a blog post online and have dozens of people come clamoring to donate parts and help me fix problems of my own making.

To be honest, I think most serial killers would probably be afraid of David.

You can just pick up pieces of it along the way.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you are thoroughly fucked.

Good luck! My advice is to buy today’s CP/NP Subaru and have your brother pick it up when he flies in. BOOM! Support vehicle!

Would it be too meta to just ship the postal jeep via the postal service?

What you really need to do is reach out to FCA for a loaner of their new jeep pickup. Load all the parts of your postal Jeep in the bed and drive them to MOAB for a proper burial.

While the concept of “Rare K-car” is a contradiction in terms right up there with “military intelligence”, this is the rarest of the breed.

As any college student can tell you, warmth and freshness have no effect on a pizza being delicious.

you’re completely missing the main piece of advice on how to see the races for free and up close!!!!! Sign up to volunteer to be a marshal.. for example at COTA in Austin they let almost anyone sign up, minimal to no training except on day of. You see the races from behind the fences INSIDE THE TRACK.. there is no…

You forgot one:

Remember when Cadillac celebrated April Fools, for years on end?

I troll a lot of posts anytime anyone mentions a Corvette simply because I own one (a C5) but I do like that you mentioned it here as there is some relation to your topic that I’ll try and explain (from my view point).

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

All in all it’s just another dick in the wall.

Hard Brexit.

I like that the routing number on the big check is 11182012 - the date of the first F1 race at COTA.