Mercedes is David Tracy if David Tracy had a significant other to talk him out of his worst ideas into ideas that are bad but not quite as bad. 

“Rapid Response,”was an excellent doc on how Indy got their safety cleaned up and could be used as a similar model where you have a specific team that goes track to track with the races to ensure caliber of people at the local level are trained and knowledgeable regarding the specifics of the F1 circus.  Doesn’t have…

Just because I’m driving an Audi doesn’t mean I magically get the ability to channel my inner Ari Vatanen whenever the road goes to dirt

Carbon balls. Half the weight but just as big...

I think I have a list...

Hey, us small penis guys like big, crazy, wild, flashy, and fun cars too...so only guys with big penis can enjoy such cars without bias? Damn, and I thought our only problem is racism... ;)

Lebensraum.

Again, an example of Buick being Buick, and damn whatever GM might have to say.

I’m gleefully arguing with the “mah rights” people.. Really? what right? “1st amendment!” /buzzer/ nope try again, while the 1st has been extended to include ‘expression’ SCOTUS has said it’s not limited, especially in cases of safety, next..”My 4th amendment!!” Ok, odd flex, SCOTUS has also ruled that what is in…

I’ll actually put up a wager. If Toyota doesn’t win easily on pace alone I will make you a 1 off print of the winner in my style.

With David’s Jeep collection lifestyle, it’s the only way he will need a wedding tent any time soon.

I’d appreciate it if you’d stop posting pornography on this website. Some of us have to work on Saturdays.

Old Drag cars are junk drag cars.  NHRA teams throw their chassis away frequently because they twist so damn much.

You hit the nail on the head for me. No wonder car companies don’t cater to us, we’re absolute morons when it comes to follow-through:

that’s far better than having the wind do this to your bridge:

I would post an image of an awesome brazilian but I don’t think they allow NSFW images here. Instead I’ll post this informational chart:

Well ok they are cute but when you say the weight of 3.5 dachshunds i really cannot compute that because the 3 are bouncing all around the half dachshund and they wont sit still long enough for me to count them. Plus I’m fixated on the dead half trying to figure out if it’s the front or back half.