Going to be a little awkward when the torpedoes breakdown after being fired and they need to be tugged to their targets.

There was an old 3-1/2 litre Bentley at our All-British Field Meet last summer that ran the slalom course. I was nearby when he started it up. God, what a glorious noise...

Three words, friend: Radial. Aircraft. Engine.

For everybody saying this is cheating or that they could do this with the help of the dragster:

“It’s a pretty damn incredible example of what the human body can do.”

Me when people ignore all the awesome close racing and focus solely on the noise:

I’ve long said that for the sake of fun, “slow car fast” is always best. Get yourself some low powered shitbox, work the hell out of the suspension, give it sticky tires and drive it at 11/10ths everywhere. You don’t have to worry about the powertrain reliability issues that come with making big power and can instead…

Specifically, lets take our trucks to a national park. Then put on some safety gear, get out the trash bags, and start clearing up after the other truckbros who damaged them.

Sounds like something a cat would pull.

Also, please tell me that they have a variant geared toward women called the Pinkeye!

Disclosure: I really just wanted to make a pink eye joke. I am a woman and I know that Alanis is a woman and I hate that everything for women is pink. Pink is a terrible color.

Fuckers should be shot and left to rot.  

I’m terrified. 

it can do the Tijuana run in under 12 parsecs.

You clearly have forgotten your “romancing the stone” and pepe the little mule.

So Narco Subs are a real thing. Why not narco tanks?

Considering most migrants prefer to take to the skies, I nominate the Boeing 737. The Boeing 737 has the added benefit of being able to sneak by that pesky border wall we’re trying to build, too.

Now that is a wedding crasher.

The only thing that stops a bad pole on a bender is a good pole in the fender.

Meanwhile at the liquor store, these brave bollards are trying their best: