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Anne Hathaway having a bad hair day is still Anne Hathaway.

The people responsible for the apologizing have been sacked.  We apologize for this.

What a grisly discovery.

Most likely. Some sports-oriented cameras shoot 15-20 frames per second with high shutter speeds. Someone in that photo booth has a SD card full of frames.  I suspect once things calm down a little we’ll see said photos surface. Don’t feel guilty about your curiosity, its built innately into all of us, whether ppl…

I thought this was going to be about a naturally aspirated rotary with no muffler. Those are the most annoying sounding cars at the track.

Yes, required by those whose highest aspiration is to be a part of the flock, and who believe that mentioning old, stupid and worn out memes is the best way to be considered one of the group. On the contrary, I always wanted to be the shepherd dog...

Funny, that’s basically what I told the flight attendant on Delta the other day when I tried to move up from Basic Economy to one of those open, unsold, seats in First Class which they didn’t appear to be using.... They got all snotty, then there were men in uniforms and plastic handcuff-zip-ties.  I blacked out after…

Eh, if you were truly not a smart man, you would write for Bloomberg

In no time, I had the transmission strapped to the transmission jack, ready to come down to earth.

My favorite is this restored 1963 Willys (Kaiser-Jeep, actually) Traveller with the stock 230 OHC Tornado:

Just don’t go to Troy for your Odyssey. It’ll take you ten years to get homer.

But if I install that I can’t stand by the side of the road, at night, in the rain, trying to adjust the gap with a matchbook cover and a dime.

there are countries that don’t turn right on red, and then there are countries that have been on the moon

If you hate all of that, come 135 miles south to San Diego. Better yet, don’t. We like our population level just where it is.

That’s what makes it an adventure 

Wow, we managed to find someone who’s a worse neighbor than David when it comes to driving around their yard.

As the Bard said: “Cry HVAC, and let loose the dogs of WARM!”

I’d rather deal with 85 Mph Merges than people that feel the need to slow down to 45mph on  a road where 85Mph is about the average 

Thank you so much! You are definitely on the Dave Helms side of things, then! Stay tuned. More on this project as it develops...