Where’s the “Stew is making chocolate pudding at 4 AM” option?

They had him and his tank on clearance at Walmart the other day.

Make it Kevin James and you’ll have my attention

Sounds like you didn’t like Metroid for many of the reasons why most people dig it, then bought a Metroid game and expected something different. Nobody’s fault but yours.

“Slow down!” we cried.

I’m really not that bad, once you get to know me.

I think if we “get rid” of Jason, games will start coming out on time. Goddamn you! And I was looking forward to this.

Although these answers will undoubtedly lead some to cry censorship—to accuse Nintendo of forcing its Japanese developers to make changes just to appeal to Western gamers—

This just proves that is the worst possible response.

Wrong.

As a parent myself, I love it when people don’t want kids.

The internet was famously slow in 1862.

Oreo has done everything....except for Nintendo Switch Oreos, lets make it happen!

“Socialism states that you owe me something simply because I exist. Capitalism, by contrast, results in a sort of reality-forced altruism: I may not want to help you, I may dislike you, but if I don’t give you a product or service you want, I will starve. Voluntary exchange is more moral than forced…

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

“Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.”

This sort of stuff is why I hope at some point we can all find something (that Trump does) to unite around. We all turn into caricatures online, spouting shit about being “triggered” or “nazis” or whatever, when at the end of the day, most people just want to get along with their common man.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

That Metroid run was such a goddamn buzzkill.