You know man made religion when your god hates all the same people you do.

"a certified holistic health counselor"

Jezebel, you're really starting to sound like that jealous girl. You feign concern and your ability to see all sides of a situation, but really you are just belittling a woman who worked really hard to accomplish what she did. You're also probably accomplishing the exact opposite of what you claim you're trying to…

Do you think Jezebel needs to stop posting about this goddamn story?

You use the word "gaunt" to describe her, in an article decrying shaming people for their size? Nice work, lady.

... so we're going to body shame her because she's too thin. Brilliant.

One of my favorite celebrity stories is that Kevin Bacon was playing guitar in Central Park and somebody put money is his case. Bacon said "oh, no thanks, I'm Kevin Bacon." The other person smiled indulgently and said "sure you are."

Am I the only one that doesn't like Pitch Perfect?

Pitch Perfect was no Bring It On.

"Her husband having an affair with her own daughter"...

Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.

one month after discovering that her boyfriend of 12 years was having an affair with her 20-year-old daughter

A kid next to me in an 8 am college class asked me at the end of the semester if my hair was "naturally like that?"

I really feel bad for Selena. Dealing with a break up is hard enough but to have your ex plastered all over the news, and see pictures of him with other trashy girls, or him sucking on strippers tits. That's gotta take a toll on someone. I know I would be devastated. It seems to me like she's just taking an extended…

I don't know that it's a joke - it seems a rather modest proposal to me.

Jezebel you racists! It's obvious the good folks at Lifetime just don't see colour. Why do you insist on playing the race card!?

Those "gut feeling" people. Like, read the evidence, wait 5 minutes, and then realize that your gas bubbles don't count as proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

Miley is serving a bit of Lara Stone - Andrej Pejic with this look!!! I think Miley is doing androgyny sexiness to perfection these days, minus the annoying stuff. This cover is hot hot hot hot.

I am ashamed that I know this, but Bieber did not rent out the Staples Center to watch Titanic with his then-girlfriend Selena Gomez. He had sold out the center several times before on tours so they let him have it for free on a night that it would have been empty anyway.