Standard Operating Procedure.

A file photo of the individual funding the study.

Recently, the two went to a nail salon and Ashton opened the door for Mila, "prepared a seat for her and even helped her sit down," and him doing so "was weird," according to the mag, offering the incident as proof that she's carrying a fetus. Also, while she was getting a pedicure, Ashton showed Mila a picture of a…

Yeah, plus it implies that being a bottom is emasculating. Or that being submissive in a relationship if you're a man is emasculating. I thought I was safe from shit like that here.

It is a great reply. "Where were you?" "I wasn't beating off!" "What are you doing?" "I wasn't beating off!" "What time is it?" "I wasn't beating off!"

Funny because I live in the bay area where we have a little girl named Jahi who has a family BEGGING to keep her on life support and fighting against administrators at the hospital to keep her on life support. They had to get a court order to prevent the hospital from taking her off the breathing machine. So if you're…

Everyone else just wants him to go away.

Aw, Beibz. I really have no snark for this kid. Fame has completely messed him up, and now he's got to deal with all of that plus addiction. Apparently sizzurp is nearly as hard to quit as heroin, despite the stupid name.

Just so you know where bioethicist and most sane doctors stand on this issue:

I kind of look at this as "there but for the grace of God" kind of thing. If I had the money and access to things Bieber has at 19, I would probably be an asshole too. The fact that both his parents were involved pretty much means that they think this behavior is ok.

It is crazy how a girl walking down the street in men's jeans and a sports jersey wouldn't get second looks but a guy in a halter top would cause an uproar.

Fail

Not really:

I'm irked by the people who are saying shit like, "HAHAHA BIEBER LOOKS LIKE A LADY! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!?!" because the implied reasoning seems to be that women are Less Than, so it follows that men who look feminine should be made fun of. Am I reading too much into it?

"Good Girl or Monster?"

THIS.

Being wealthy and having the privilege of a private life seems so friggin ideal.

I suppose this goes to show that sometimes even an unlimited supply of money is just not enough for people.

Face it. Your credibility is GONE, you twats!

Go home Jezebel, you're drunk.

'Oh hey guys, what you up to? Guys? What...what are you doing?!? Oh...OH. OH MY GOD. OH MY EYES. Holy fuck, this is awkward. Let's just agree that Nothing Happened'

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