Also keep an eye out for local organizations—they need not only money, but also in-kind contributions and volunteers

Awesome! I brought a giant bag of candy. Make America sweet again!

Well of course. How else is he going to get to review who he’ll be dating in 10 years?

I’m getting pretty tired of all this crap about rural, conservative areas not having sex education. At least three of my teachers married students from my graduating class, and in all three cases it was within a year of our graduation.

You can’t tell me there wasn’t some sex education going on there.

Maaan, it would be very therapeutic if there was a new season of Drag Race airing right now.

Cecil Baldwin (Welcome to Nightvale) shouted out Katya during this season, my shrivelled heart grew two sizes that day.

I want some way for the Northeast to float out to sea (but not Pennsylvania; fuck you Pennsylvania!) Bugs, we need you desperately.

I felt such incredible pride watching her concede—never have I admired her more than her confronting the greatest wall of adversity any of us has ever faced in public life. She was truly presidential through each oncoming wave of adversity and malice, starting 18 months ago. She WAS the president during her speech,…

This isn’t going to happen but I still hope in her acceptance speech as she wins she’ll just be like “Oh btw, everyone call me ‘President Rodham’ kthxbai.”

I am 64- This is my current Facebook status: I was the third person in my district to vote this morning. My hand shook and my heart pounded when I filled in the oval for the Clinton Kaine electors. My vote is for me, and it’s for my country. But even more than that, my vote is for my four granddaughters, and for my…

You know, HRC was really the beginning of my feminist journey. I was a kid when she was First Lady, and I remember the mixture of awe and confusion when she went through “Cookie-Gate.” I was maybe 11 or 12, but I remember the anger when she “atoned” for her baking cookies comment by.....baking fucking cookies. I…

Ok, let’s be real. I used to work on Rikers. IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT. full stop. There is a sweage treatement plant on the Queens side of the bridge tha goes to the Island. No one wants to live there. No one. It smells like shit and the planes take off right next door. But yes yes yes, shut that place down! SHUT IT DOWN!…

I’ve written this comment on another article about him before but here goes:

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

THEN WHY DON’T YOU MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER A COSTUME, ERICK?!?!

I feel like it’s the White House IT department that should be investigated, not Clinton.