Posted this last week but it was late and I'm in the greys so I guess no one ever saw it... will try again

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

Oh, I got her back! And he got arrested for being a drug dealer shortly after. It was kinda great.

I took him to small claims court to get my cat back. She apparently has a crew of people who browse the dockets for ridiculous lawsuits. I actually called the producers and was like, "Am I being punked right now?"

No one is saying having kids is a walk in the park for either gender in a heterosexual relationship, but come on. Men don't spend as much time as women thinking about the consequences of having a child because they don't have to. They don't mentally map out when is the right time to have kids to be successful in their…

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

That song is a treasure. And it made me insanely jealous that I didn't have an elaborate marionette theater. I'm still jealous, actually...

This story doesn't even compare...

Dammit! I missed this one!

Re: Ron Henderson scam

Okay, I've been dying to share this story, but as it's not food/dining related, I can't submit it to the column. But I figure some people around here will get a kick out of it anyway.

That the parents didn't scream at Amy for punting their precious angel snowflake is the most jaw-dropping part of that story.

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

According to my extensive Tumblr "research," straight teen ladies are very into Max — especially out of drag. Gay teen boys on the other hand are very into Pearl — especially out of drag.

WE ARE.

YESSSS!! I posted the other day about how they bought a bunch of toys from the sex shop where I work and I didn't end up seeing any of them in the show — so glad they released this! Still no sign of the sparkly dildo the size of my forearm but I recognize almost everything else.

We arrived at our Disney hotel. Our tickets were for enough days that we could burn half a day in the park. We (me, husband, 2 kids, my parents) headed for the Magic Kingdom.

Yeap. They're great about that. My sister had the same allergies as the little boy (she outgrew her dairy allergy in her 20s, the nut allergy remains) in the "SERIOUSLY GLUTEN IS OKAY" story. They went to such lengths at Disney to make her feel like she had a wealth of choices, keep her safe, and not alienate her…

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.