When she texts you that her parents aren’t home:

Email: FREE DOUGHNUTS IN BREA....

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

Is this a fill in the blank?

It finally showed up on Hulu TV.

Oh boo fucking hoo https://jalopnik.com/spoiler-alerts-are-bullshit-507651439

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I love Seb. Even though he’s most definitely lost a step in the past few years, he just seems like such a good dude. Too bad Kimi is no longer his teammate - they were perfect foils for each other.

Easy peasy.  Next question please.

And don’t drive like my brother! HAW HAW HAW

Just remember, don’t drive like my brother. 

Never heard of sarcasm huh?

HOW DARE AN AUTOMOTIVE WEBSITE THAT I FREQUENT DAILY PUBLISH THE RESULTS OF AN F1 RACE LIKE THEY DO AFTER EVERY RACE BEFORE I’VE HAD A CHANCE TO WATCH IT SINCE I’M TOO LAZY TO GET UP EARLY TO WATCH IT??!!!1!1!!

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Well go ahead and do an article on the data you wish you had, so you can compare it to the article Jalopnik did on the data they do have, and then we’ll see whose article is better.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Man, fuuuuuuck that. If this show/shows ends with anyone ‘sharing a laugh’, I’m putting my foot through my TV. They might as well end it on a freeze-frame and play the theme from ‘Alice’.

I think R8s from those years are aging better than any other supercar of the era. Matt Farah actually tweeted about this exact thing today. The R8 is timeless.