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Evergreen link.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

It took all of my willpower not to title this "Ricciardo and Beavis Butt Heads"

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

I applaud your ability to type “Beavis” about a dozen times and avoid any form of jokes. Because I surely couldn’t.

I would seriously be fucking embarrassed to drive one of those oversized big ass bro-dozer trucks. Sure- if you’re a farmer like my Uncle who has to haul things like tractors, trailers full of cows, feed, and other things that weigh tons then sure. But we aren’t talking about that. We’re talking the dudes who buy an…

Did I hit too close to home? Show me on the doll where my comment hurt you.

I’ve been waiting for this.

Before you can buy one of these penis extenders, you should have to take a parking test. If you can’t park the penis extender between 2 white lines on the first try, NO TRUCK FOR YOU!!!

Tough isn’t about being able to crush another driver to blood and twisted metal by driving over them while sipping a Monster Energy drink; tough is driving around knowing you could be crushed to to blood and twisted metal by someone sipping a Monster Energy drink, but going out and driving your ridiculous little…

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

1) Lotus has the best steering feedback. The Corvette has the worst.

This will be much more nimble on the track I would imagine. If you have some good driving skills, you can probably take advantage. For the average one of us, yeah, it’s likely overkill.

This really does need to be underlined, circled, italicized, and bolded:

Man, I love a good battle of Musk Trolls and Fanboys.... let’s get it on!

Buddy of mine at SpaceX swears the Boring Company was made with the sole intended purpose to dig out tunnels on Mars where the elite will escape to when Earth goes to shit.

Tunnel digger.

That Wikipedia entry is completely wrong. Just utter made-up bullshit.