1) Lotus has the best steering feedback. The Corvette has the worst.

This will be much more nimble on the track I would imagine. If you have some good driving skills, you can probably take advantage. For the average one of us, yeah, it’s likely overkill.

Hey maybe it’s actually professional journalism to analyze the sort of grandiose claims that Musk makes rather than just licking his boots

This really does need to be underlined, circled, italicized, and bolded:

Man, I love a good battle of Musk Trolls and Fanboys.... let’s get it on!

Buddy of mine at SpaceX swears the Boring Company was made with the sole intended purpose to dig out tunnels on Mars where the elite will escape to when Earth goes to shit.

Tunnel digger.

if you have to ask......

I’ve just appointed myself CEO of Nissan, here’s what I do from a product strategy standpoint in the US:

That Wikipedia entry is completely wrong. Just utter made-up bullshit. 

Burgers contain an inherent contradiction, the foundation of their own likely and messy deconstruction: slipperiness. A burger is a disc of fat held together by ground myelin (which itself contains a good bit of water, released when cooked.) Typical toppings like cheese, ketchup or mustard are similarly wet or…

Cool Ranch, of course, though the true Dorito lover prefers the Taco flavor.

Everyone who thought they wanted one of these left the dealership with a GTI: change my mind.

I had two E46 wagons over a span of 10 years ending just a couple weeks ago, and I used that glass ALL THE TIME on those cars. Way more than the whole hatch.

No, the tragedy of modern American politics is that one party is led by white nationalists and the other is led by spineless idiots convinced that the white nationalism is a phase and not the end result of 50 years of policy.

Stick to sports.

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

That headline, devoid of the context of his birthday, made me think he died. Glad to know he’s alive. RIP, however, to those defenders’ ankles.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

I say this genuinely, not as a hipster — how long have you read Deadspin?