I’m so happy I gave up on this dumpster fire of a franchise and the NFL as a whole after 35 years and never had to experience pretending to support the hiring of Patricia. My Sundays are infinitely better for it.

The Ford family, Matt Millen, Bob Quinn and (insert any coach post Wayne Fontes here) deserve to see each ot…

Please end all future posts with “This blog is over.”

Tonya Lasagna?

10/10

You are correct - Ford is the only one of the Big 3 that didn’t take bailout $$$.

10/10 would recommend this book. Awesome photos combined with a lot of first hand accounts from the Sled Drivers.

It is a shame this comment came so late on this post, because it is gold. Commenting to give it a bump.

EXACTLY

Ballaban definitely thinks you’re soft.

If you are about to attempt this please stuff a garden hose in your tailpipe, run it to your drivers side window, seal things up and sit to think for about 10-15 minutes. 

I’d love to tool around in this Kharman Ghia to take my mind off things.

Here, have David’s star.

Thank you for improving my morning.

Except that it was a personal tweet, and not published, ergo not journalism. 

Oh shit. Let me grab a beer and wait for the fanbois. Well said, Torch.

My go to summer beer is any variety of local pils, but sometimes you want a High Life or a Sclitz. Especially if I am chasing malort shots.

I’ve got some good stuff in the fridge but I’ll be reaching past all of it to get to the 4 bottles on Miller High Life that will be exceptionally ice cold and refreshing as all hell after spending the past week in the very back of the fridge. 

Kate - you nailed it.

They are really just knee capping themselves by drawing this out and burning through what would have seemed to be a limitless well of enthusiasm and support.

I don’t think bleeding breaks is equivalent to bubble gum and safety pin repairs on a belt and allowing your pads, rotors and drums all to disintegrate.

You’re clearly a Jalop and as you know most people are not. I assume the large majority of people fall somewhere between the way you and I approach routine…

I’m not saying the previous owner was a bad person, but they were a terrible owner. Who lets the brakes and seatbelts get to that state?!? Unreal.