The top shot could be a Pink Floyd cover. A Saucerful of Secrets meets Atom Heart Mother.

I’ve been online window shopping one of these as a second vehicle for a couple of years now but I just purchased a condo 4 months ago.

I regret nothing, but the timing could not be worse. RIP little ST.

Found the Cubs fans.

You deserve all the stars.

Did you take that thing up in to the Catskills somewhere for the video? Some of the best roads I’ve ever had the pleasure of driving up that way and it reminded me of it when you crossed that causeway.

IDK, would it? Would be like hitting a mid-size moose.

Great! Bookmarked it.

Corned beef hash, eggs over easy, rye toast, black coffee.

I kind of want to just punt around 100 smallish horses, though.

Wes - when will see your byline around these parts again?

Take this trip, Jalopnik!

10/10

Saw in 70mm last night. I wish there was a 70mm IMAX near me...

Pearl Jam Rearviewmirror or The Doors LA Woman.

Anyone going to the Garden for Phish?

I’d wager no, but maybe Ballaban drinks bathtub gin martinis.

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

You guys getting your mitts on an S5 Sportback any time soon?

This.

“Go home Trevor!”

The only thing more amusing than these videos is the people in the comments that take the videos seriously.

Ranking all Jalopnik staff on a sclae of 1-10 (1 being parking a BMW in wet cement and 10 being Daniel Ricciardo) where do you and others fit in, Steph? PLease assign each a number and bonus points (or Timbits) for descriptors as above.

Cool feature. I would have been terrified on track in that thing.

4) Democracy

TL/DR

Starred just for headline. And reminder to drink some whiskey tonight.