And don’t even bring up the “one eyed trouser snake”.

Or just have one on standby, as a backup plan to tow the next Moab project if it doesn’t get finished in time!

But POStal runs? Really the answer is to hook one of the non-runners (Kia?!?) to a 12-”horse” team of these little guys! 

Also, I hope I get to drive one of these one day. If I can find one rusty enough, maybe I can talk David into buying it and we’ll drive it to Moab or something.

In Vietnam, you get something completely different when you ask for a “one-eyed ox”.

Well, a 10yo and the typical buyer are about the same number of years from wearing diapers.

...you still have mechanical locks and ignition for when the battery dies in your fob...

So no one has had full hands before and had to fumble around with keys & other crap while trying to unlock the door? I think we all have.

I want to live in this mystic place.

Land Rover Discovery. It was actually possible to use a lock picker to get into the car. However, once inside, the thieves weren’t able to start the car

Yeah but this was a test performed in Europe where just about everyone knows how to drive a manual. 

Is this a joke that I don’t get or have you completely lost it?

This is the most convoluted commuting plan ever devised, and yet, it makes 10000% more sense than buying this thing.  

The air intake goes right through the insulation. If you look closely you can seep a pipe going through and apparently into the firewall. If I had to guess I would say it’s plumbed to something well above the waterline to protect it against inhaling spray.

*Checks calendar*

*Sees it’s not April 1*

CP

You’re kidding, right?

That grille is too reminiscent of those shitty Jeep crybaby grilles to get a NP from me for $195.00.

Are you sure you’re 3+?

Well that went 0-100 real quick. Also, fuck that guy.