I covered a similar topic with my kids recently. Conclusion:

Who made you bitter like this? Was it goblins?

That’s more interesting than anyone else in the movie by a longshot. 

I was very disappointed that he didn’t get more air time. A compelling actor playing a compellingly written character? More, please.

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

Agreed 100%. Since they merged with the Gawker properties, I’ve been using AV Club hatred as a bellwether for movies I should watch and enjoy.   

Color me rude, then, bc I always say no.

Human contact is human contact. Unwanted contact is unwanted contact. So your comment was just total bullshit is what you are saying? Maybe you are the one that needs years of therapy.

You’re not really in any position to be criticizing others for false equivalencies here.

Not saying I need therapy for every random touch I have to endure from strangers (and there are a lot), but as someone on the autism spectrum I am extremely touch averse. If I’m having a bad time already it can really genuinely fuck with me. There are plenty of reasons people might not wish to be touched and I don’t…

My god, everyone has different tolerances for different reasons. The horror.

What the fuck kind of take is that ham talk? Ham is fucking amazing and stands on its own far better than turkey which requires gravy to be made palatable. A spiral cut ham or a salty Smithfield ham makes life worth living when surrounded by snot-nosed niblings or Trump-humping uncles.

The city is actually Cardiff, and even the letter writer is too embarrassed to admit it.

So it is ok for me to grab the female servers ass if its only for a short period of time?

I liked this movie a lot, actually.

you’re still getting it, dingdong. it’s not like it had a release date anyway. 

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Says way more about you than it does about the episode.

Thank you for sharing. Very informative.