Last year a Prime “delivery” guy said he couldn’t deliver to my office, because the business was closed. It was 11:30 in the morning, and I had been here since 7:30am. I can see the parking lot from my office, and see every single car that drives through it.

In my experience, bring pictures for him to take to the chef.

Why is this so hard to understand? The background context has nothing to do with the actual events that took place: Wilson came at him but this keeps getting framed as though Oleksiak squared up and dropped gloves on Wilson.

as Tom Wilson immediately and painfully took down a foolish Jamie Oleksiak, who mistakenly thought he could handle the Capitals’ most violent man.

In other news: Fuck Tom Wilson.

It’s a joke about VD.   Great work, Boy Wonder. 

I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

I am fun, ask your mom.

“it’s drivers who can’t properly handle the speeds they’re going. If you’re able to safely drive X speed and are a competent driver...”

No. Their employer is stiffing the staff. Customers should tip, but they are not responsible for complying with labor laws.

No doubt trying to get an order of Tim Kibbles ‘n Bits

When I was in college, I had to take two PE electives. I took ice skating for one of them. The instructor was a small woman, maybe 5'2" in skates, but her thighs were bigger than my waist. She saw that a lot of us had hockey skates, and she told us about how one of her gigs was as a skating instructor for NHL teams.…

This article was worth it just for that recirc / related links gag at the bottom. Well played, AV Club.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Look, I don’t care how rich you are, you shouldn’t be allowed to tell a plastic surgeon to “make me look like the Black Hole Sun video.”

Christ.

I didn’t consult Wikipedia though...?

Eh, much ado about nothing.  The original was sung by the writer and his wife at Christmas.  It’s sweet, not creepy.

You are 100% correct.