This is why if you are first in line you get up like inches from the side of their vehicle then blow on the horn. 

When I was a kid I didn’t get to see it at the theater for some reason but I asked my mom to rent it for me on VHS. She came home with 1984's “Ghoulies” by accident.  6 year old me did not sleep well that night.

I mentally shut down in meetings when I hear that shit.  

Agreed, despite liking the movie as a kid, we are a long way from “Jinx put Max in Space.”

I’m not fully sure I understand what I just read. I’m not fully sure I want to.

As long as it is something I still find enjoyable, I will often go after the inferior product if I find the service is better.  Case in point, I go to my local Longhorn pretty often, not because they are the best steakhouse, but because my wife and I can always find a seat at the bar, their two evening bartenders are…

I wonder what his thoughts are about warm Heineken? 

Nothing screams look at me more than a dude, probably with the sleeves and sides cut off his shirt, slamming a weak ass tricep pushdown. When I lived in Colorado I loved my old gym, the owner was there all day and he would just walk up to those morons and go, “You’re done for today, you can come back tomorrow if you…

Agreed 1000%. Dumbbell dropping pisses me off to no end. At one of my previous gyms half the DBs over 100 were broke because of assholes dumping them. In my mind bailing and dumping are two different things. Bailing is a controlled motion until the point you might tear a cuff or bicep long head then a drop. Dropping…

This is pretty much any adult rec sport anymore: softball, soccer, kickball, but the worst is hockey. A friend of mine put together a team for a regional low level tournament that had three divisions, novice, silver, and gold. They were planning to play in silver and had not one, not two, but three dudes in their 30's …

It reads like Patrick Bateman, 20 years later, self reflecting while waiting to pick up his teenagers from soccer practice. It really is fantastic.

Yep, we root for the Steelers in my family and we fucking hate Ben and how the team has been shooting itself in the foot time and time again to appease that dumpling faced fuck.

I look forward to watching this in the 8:30pm slot following Ow My Balls.  

If somebody told me not to make eye contact with somebody else (unless that person was like Charles Manson or some shit) I would go out of my way, like a 5 year old playing some annoy-a-person game, to always been in their line of sight staring at them.

The other way of tying your shoes never made sense to me.  It is absolutely worthless for dress shoes with round laces.  I always used bunny ears until I learned the Ian’s Secure Knot (Double-slip), which takes a bit of finger dexterity but basically can’t come apart on its own.  

You can also get outdoor style outlet covers.  I have ones on the side of my house that have a door that opens and closes that has a spot for a small padlock on it.  

The only subways that I see ever have more than a couple people in them are located on military bases. There is one dude here (former Boeing engineer) that owns pretty much every local Subway, probably like 15-20 of them. From mutual acquaintances I know he does well, but not as well as you would think someone that…

Yeah, apparently he had to change his name from Bobby Hill, so he just chose his favorite restaurant.   

I constantly get asked by the people here in the south why I bought a Promaster 1500 and not an F-69000 Leviathan Edition. Well, Chad, first I spent less than half of what you did on your brodozer for my van, brand new. I also actually use it to transport things —my hobbies being woodworking and strongman— and the big…

Yep I am an asshole too. And I’m still laughing at them defending spending over half a year’s paycheck on a vehicle they probably take “muddin” or hauling shit like once maybe twice a year. I’m also driving past making the