This honestly sounds like something my wife would love to do, I’m sure she would make about 3 different recipes just for the fun of trying something new out.

I definitely do. If for no other reason than because otherwise you picked my favorite burger ingredients as if you were using my plate as a fantasy cheat sheet.

Then why did they reply to him if they didn’t want him to respond? He didn’t direct his original statements at anyone (just a general you or at best Gwen). They directed theirs at him. The polite thing to do is to reply, whether you care or not.

You know what I love about the kinja morons? Whether or not you are right or wrong, you were pretty clear that you don’t give a shit. Yet you got so many people commenting calling you names as if you were going to suddenly go “Well shit, I normally don’t care what people think about me, but I really value <punnamethato…

Hey some of us like our bacon and eggs with a hint of Royal Purple 0W-30.

Man an update of that song would be a few hours long if he just sang about the last couple of years.

No screw this hey look at me progressivism. You want to support your employees, raise prices and pay them a living wage and give them health care since its obvious the gov’t isn’t going to do it. I don’t want you line item-ing your operating costs to me on my bill. I would absolutely tell them to take it off the bill…

No way.  In fact I’d be inclined to tell them to take it off and then hand the employee the amount in cash.  

Absolutely. My wife has always loved that unlike most other guys in the south Saturdays aren’t spent in front of the TV and for the most part I don’t care about watching sports on TV. Then the 2016 playoffs happened and my family (Pens season ticket holders) came down for our wedding while the Pens were making the cup…

There is a very good maker/architect youtuber Ben Uyeda who has a pretty clever and actually cool looking (IMO) tattoo on his arm that does this:

There is.  My wife gets them at Kroger.  Hillshire makes one and so does Oscar Mayer.  I think the ones she gets are the Hillshire, but I may be mistaken.   They are quite good.  

A lot of these guys do something called the vertical diet where they eat most exclusively things that are easy on the digestive system, which usually means a lot of something called monster mash (ground beef, white rice, chicken stock, and salt).  Eating can definitely suck.  I’ve been trying to get myself to 300 the…

I would have loved that growing up if it weren’t for the asshole gym “teachers.” In high school I was a hockey player and lifter and used gym class time as part of my conditioning time so when we would run and shit I would always be trying the hardest/finishing first/doing extra and they were still assholes.

And I was all set to expand my Recycled Ocelo Sponge Sink business into California. Really need to start doing my research.

Maybe he didn’t want the $5 2-liter from the Texaco?

Its because Amazon sometimes sends an email that makes it sound like they are asking the person directly and Nancy or Gene can’t fucking help themselves. My favorites are the ones that ask “Can X be used for Y?” and there will be three answers of varying detail that say yes, then good ole Alan from Cullman rolls in…

Still to this day one of the best things I’ve ever spent money on.  

Got mine early in the morning so I celebrated with a full Grump from King’s Chef and two growlers from Phantom Canyon (got mine when I lived in CO Springs).

Its all about the government/contractor gifting laws and such.  Yeah if they wanted to order out and everybody pay cash and log who pays for what they could do it but its usually just a PITA so they either don’t schedule meetings over lunch or they call it a brown-bag which means bring your own.  

And that one human spends 99.999% of the time on the ice cream machine.  /why yes I enjoy low hanging fruit