Grow the fuck up.

If “my” plumber ever refused to do something I asked/paid him to that wasn’t illegal or dangerous, he wouldn’t be “my” plumber anymore and I would make sure that people knew why.

Completely agree.  I’ve also have lived with one for 30+ years and never had any issues beyond a small spoon or something slipping down and making a ruckus.  

Until the Supreme Court rules that periods of time are a person and you can charge them with crimes.  But then we may have to get JCVD on the case.  

I had this guy (not mine, only picture I could find on google):

Yep, this is the way to do it.  And I take it a step further with bookmark bar/new tab buttons for sites I access every single day.  The only time I ever have more than that open is when I go through my RSS feed and open each article in a new tab then close them one by one after reading.

It’s called organization skills, sweaty.

Yep, and bacon/breakfast steak cooked on the hotroll (with foil in between of course, slag isn’t too tasty).  

Then you need to learn how to shower properly.  

Agreed. Barsanti is one of worst writers here with the whole -“I hate something and so does the few most rabid Kinja morons that post here so that means that ‘nearly everyone’ hates it too”-mentality. Yet another example of when AV-Club hates it, I know I will (or have in this case) enjoy it.

I understand that. After reading a few more comments I’m finding out it is the texture (and cloying sweetness) that is getting people a lot too, something I didn’t think about. Came back to edit but you had already replied.

They’re definitely not the same as when we were kids unfortunately.  

I know they aren’t everybody’s cup of tea but that seems a bit hyperbolic.  

I’ve recently been moving out of the powerlifting mindset and into more strongman stuff. I’ve seen several videos where the top guys in the world said they didn’t peak until their late 30's/early 40's. One only has took look back historically at guys like Big Z, Kaz, and Ilkka Nummisto (Finnish Strongest Man winner at…

Damn I could kick you too lol.

Agreed.  I don’t like to send food back but I will absolutely send a steak back from the places I order steak at.  

Being within licking distance of Marchand would be considered a bad life choice in my book. 

Same here. Only time I ever need cash is to tip deliver/set up people when I order something like furniture and for the one parking garage that I park in when I go “downtown.”  And even it is finally upgrading to taking cards/online pay now.

I’d like to introduce you to the entire state of Alabama...

Agreed.  Last time I went in I didn’t even notice the screens, I walked up to the counter like normal.  Guy looked at me like I had 4 heads but seemed to appreciate the interaction once he realized I had no time for the germ machine on a flu-season mid afternoon.