Me too.  I’m seriously surprised how many very smart people around me don’t know these things sometimes.  

I had the one that they sold on QVC or HSN that had four games on one disk or something, one of which I remember was Dizzy. I didn’t hate the game, but it was tougher than it needed to be. I remember it had a weird switch on the back of the cart to switch between the games.

That’s why you have people like me around, I call that shit out, I’m the designated asshole.

If the average is 800 I’ve gotta be in the +3sigma range. Binge eating after a few beers is pretty much the only time I ever cheat on my diet and I end up doing it right.

Hell I’m an electrical engineer and a hobby wood/metalworker and unless it is changing out an outlet, light fixure, toilet or faucet, I don’t mess with wiring or plumbing. Too much can go wrong and too easy to prove a pro didn’t do it when the insurance adjuster comes knocking.

Me too, our 8th grade was split into four sections, home ec/cooking, sewing, wood shop, and metal shop. Only thing I don’t really do anymore is cooking, I don’t like it and my wife is immeasurably better than me. I can fix all our shit though including clothes.

“Real rocket scientists that can’t tie their shoes.....”

Well now I’m going to go home and fill my ultrasonic airbrush cleaner with cheap whiskey and shavings from my woodshop. Wish me luck.

Seriously, and I am one to stay as liquid as possible, “in case some shit.”

I want a version that starts a second or two earlier and shows him with a unicorn pool floatie around his waist when he stands up.

We, and by we I mean my wife, have become masters at turning Chicharrones into breakfasts, dinners, overcomplicated snacks, and even desserts. I literally couldn’t do the keto diet without them.

I have this edict too. I have stated beforehand that I will wordlessly get up and walk out. Though lately I’ve refused any birthday celebrations period so I haven’t given them a chance.   

DAMN! That’s TWICE! I WANT SOME BUTTS!

At that point so is me putting my fist through the screen and then showing up in the next Snickers TV spot as the “before” character.

Yep, agreed. I can’t stand playing anything with people online. As it stands Fallout and Elder Scrolls are the only games I play, with God mode on as a stress relief. I’ll pay for them till my arthritis takes my hands as long as they stay that way, single player with console cheats.

Oh yeah, that is the only way I eat melon after doing it by accident at a cookout once when I was a kid.

Agreed, though in my house you salt everything. At least if you are feeding it to me you do.

Seriously, Barry already takes enough unwanton abuse as one of only 2 people who realize hockey is a sport here. I’m fine with him calling himself out.

Or it was intended for Rick Grimes.

In the cloud. So get to work on those wax wings Icarus. :)