Are you sure it isnt Miles Morales?

There could only be one at the top of the list, and it’s the one that really started it all.

George Duke - The Dooky Stick!

In fact, Spidey’s taking selfies of himself for decades (with mask on, of course!):

I really wish someone would quote Gerald Ford to Trump: “A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.”

Never cut off an upper class soccer mom leaving the Whole Foods parking lot.