Times like that, I put in the 3.5 inch floppy and do a re-boot to run the autoexec.bat and config.sys files to optimize my 16 megabytes of RAM. It also configures the soundblaster card for optimal memory usage. Barring that, I press the “Turbo” button and hope for the best. With that math co-processor, I have a…

For the love of god, don’t update your OS. Your mac/ipad/iphone was designed at a time when the OS was the best thing out there. It wasn't designed thinking of all the bells and whistles that the next OS would add. It's planned fucking obsolescence, every new upgrade makes your shiny computer slower, even if it…

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I physically cringed when LW2 said that Lily “finally agreed” to date him after dating guys who were “just using her,” so THANK YOU for shutting down the idea of “nice guys” and “the friend zone.” Reminds me of this:

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All modern police interceptors are overkill. If you disagree, you are wrong. I will maybe elaborate a little...

the Datsun Go is not a McLaren F1.