I mean, Doris Burke is right there. She’s in the building. But no, we have the inciteful commentator doing freaking sideline duties for some stupid reason.

The weirdest thing was watching the Warriors high-fiving and laughing as if they’d annihilated the Cavs, as if they’d done anything other than narrowly escape from a Game-1 loss at home.

Two handed is a more difficult jump than one handed, especially when controlling a basketball. You also don’t extend as high with two arms as you do one. Also, my fingertips do touch an eight foot ceiling, but I am not holding a basketball at the end of my fingertips. I could very easily hop up and grab rim with…

I don’t understand the shit on the back of the seat. In my 30+ year career of taking a dump, not once have I gotten shit on the back of the seat. Even explosive diarrhea gets it at most on the porcelain rim.

It appears to happen with a remarkable consistency in the office. What are the actual physics behind it?

Of course. Now I know what went wrong with all of my relationships. It wasn’t that I’m “emotionally unavailable” or “probably clinically depressed”. They just weren’t loyal enough to the program.

“Make sure they are loyal to the staff and the program” means “make sure when I share my conquests with you and you then try to clear it with your wife because mr boss does it, that you imply you definitely don’t really want to do that nor would the boss ever actually do that because he’s a public figure but…

Yes, same here. I’ve always really liked AC/DC, but something happened where I couldn’t get enough once I passed 30.

The older I get, the better AC/DC gets.

IDGAF if being a 26 year old from NJ Springsteen fan is a stereotype he rules, Born to Run gives me chills every single time, and he brings it harder live than bands a quarter his age.

I mean, it shouldn’t, and I don’t know shit about hockey or any of it’s players (this dude seems pretty cool tho), but using a football comparison: Aaron Rodgers speaking out about something would def carry more weight for many people than say, Andy Dalton.

A crappy back up player has a lot less to lose by speaking out than a good, popular player. Nobody gives a shit what Jason Chimera has to say. But Roberto Luongo, a 19 year top-tier goalie? That guy is going to get heard.

Thank you Roberto Luongo. It is rare for a hockey player to step up and take a political stand.

“I don’t agree with this person”
“Let’s just comb through their social media accounts and make them look like a loser”
“But we could do that to any-”
“Thats not the point, the point is clicks!”

I’m not bringing the guy out of the greys who posted Rubio received only $9,900 from the NRA in the 2016 campaign. That is the true amount of their direct donation. However, if you enjoy being informed on how it actually works, it is very easy to look up that they spent $1 million in advertisements for Rubio and $2.3…

Not quite. It’s true that it’s not all about the money the NRA contributes to the campaigns. It’s also about the amount of votes, real and perceived, that their endorsement can deliver. The threat to the Republicans who don’t carry their water is that the NRA can take them out in a primary by pushing another…

Overheard Sunday night that 20 of the Eagles’ 22 starters are under contract through next year. That’s kind of ridiculous.

Man, there was a time when Heineken and Corona where the go-to prestige beers for a certain breed of yuppie. Picture a mid-90's lower Manhattan bar and all the Wall Street types are drinking Heineken and Corona or maybe standard Michelob (remember that?!)

I’m NOT defending Delly (him getting ejected probably helped Milwaukee’s win probability), but I’m curious about something else.

Yeah, what’s more common, guys raping and sexually harassing countless women, or women claiming it happened for apparently no reason?