When I first moved to Texas two years ago I tried to find a GYN and it was one of the hardest things ever. Every GYN had horrible office hours; open only 3 to 4 days- all during the week, no weekends, weeknights or early mornings. Basically you would have to take off a whole day of work to make an appt. I also wanted…

Will we have to have a funeral for the egg expelled during our periods? Shall we all put tampons in little caskets and bury them each month? Will Mozart write a requiem for the tampons? Will men be required to bury their spooge? Will jerk-off socks become illegal? I hope they put up a FAQ section on the state…