Quinoa shouldn’t be anybody’s food, period. It tastes gross, for starters. And even though I know cooked Quinoa isn’t fish eyes, it looks like fish eyes. And that’s gross too.

Seriously though, thank you for not being like Matt and finding any way you can to make a tech blog into a political spectacle. Also, you kind of look like Zooey Deschanel and that’s awesome!

Looks more like a sex/torture toy than a kitchen utensil.

Oh, I notice these damn things. Freaking irritating when you HAVE to run over them with your shopping cart full of groceries and everything goes bouncing around and flying all over the place like a cracked out flying monkey on roids. 

Rae, this is the kind of writing I love seeing on Giz. Great job and thank you for this.

I think you and I could be friends in real life. You are my hero. I couldn’t have said it any better.

Also, Claire. My post wasn’t a slam on you, you are awesome. Some common sense “life hacks” just crack me up. OK? That is all. Love you, Bye.

This! All day everyday. I was amazed at the Blu-Ray collection when I first stepped into a public library after almost 20 years.

This cracks me up. Never, ever in my life have I needed to open the few closed pistachios this badly. I mean, I have to get up from the couch and go in a drawer and dig for the garlic press just to eat a tiny morsel of a nut. Closed pistachios always go in my “discard cup.” It’s a way of saying fuck you to that…

I’m seeing a pattern here and it all started with Arnold Schwarzenegger when he became Governor of California.

Think about getting yelled at and spit on all day at your job. Everyone is irritated and they hate you for what you do, what you stand for. No encounter, not matter how brief is a meaningful or uplifting. Then, along comes something happy, poetry. Suddenly you are inspired with sonnets, haikus and limericks. For a…

Since most life-hacks are super lame and fail in their own right, should this not be titled “Your Best Life Hacking Failure Stories?” LOL. Life Hacking failures are the best.

WOW. A useless organization. I would rather have a button that donates to any number of cancer research organizations. Lame...

What speed was that? That is truly horrifying...

While it will never happen, the thought of flying cars scares the hell out of me. People can barely even drive cars correctly, let alone fly around in open airspace.

“The Order makes it more difficult and expensive for U.S. companies to recruit, hire, and retain some of the world’s best employees. It disrupts ongoing business operations. And it threatens companies’ ability to attract talent, business, and investment to the United States,” the brief continues.

Probably like I do, all redneck and country... “Sews-vyde.”

No but it’s tacticool!

No but it’s tacticool!

Stones. LOL. I’m not a scientist man! But I agree! I’m old fashioned, I use a whetstone. My “skinners” only get the best treatment.

Stones. LOL. I’m not a scientist man! But I agree! I’m old fashioned, I use a whetstone. My “skinners” only get the…

Why coulnd’t you use Xanthan gum?