This cracks me up. Never, ever in my life have I needed to open the few closed pistachios this badly. I mean, I have to get up from the couch and go in a drawer and dig for the garlic press just to eat a tiny morsel of a nut. Closed pistachios always go in my “discard cup.” It’s a way of saying fuck you to that…

Since most life-hacks are super lame and fail in their own right, should this not be titled “Your Best Life Hacking Failure Stories?” LOL. Life Hacking failures are the best.

What speed was that? That is truly horrifying...

Probably like I do, all redneck and country... “Sews-vyde.”

No but it’s tacticool!

No but it’s tacticool!

Stones. LOL. I’m not a scientist man! But I agree! I’m old fashioned, I use a whetstone. My “skinners” only get the best treatment.

Stones. LOL. I’m not a scientist man! But I agree! I’m old fashioned, I use a whetstone. My “skinners” only get the…

Why coulnd’t you use Xanthan gum?

I still don’t understand what this is, how you do it, or why I need to do it. But dammit if I don’t love your articles. :)

Hell yeah! Right in time for Valentines day. My wife is going to love it!

Hell yeah! Right in time for Valentines day. My wife is going to love it!

I have this exact sharpener. It is the worst! For a BOB sharpener, fine. If you want to use this sharpener to keep your EDC knife sharp, forget it. Not only is it dangerous due to it’s size and shape (fingers right next to the carbide and you have to, to get a good grip), but the carbide stones chip and wear very…

I have this exact sharpener. It is the worst! For a BOB sharpener, fine. If you want to use this sharpener to keep…

I would send it back because karma can be an evil bastard!

This. All this. Does no one remember the times they sat on the Senate floor crying and pouting like babies? Remember the sit-ins?!? No one? They’ve been acting like this the whole 8 years of Obama’s regime. 

So you’re the guy... :mad: Name thief!

Hey Ashley. I didn’t realize you specialized in reading facial expressions. Your article is a waste of time, like your life.

I drink a bottle of vodka every night and I’ve made sick gains, bro.

No. Just no to this insane, illogical, and iniquitous shenanigan of an idea! No I say unto thee! I do all the cooking and I’ll be damned if I’m going to do the dishes every night too!

So it was a one day sale? Looks to be back up in price to me. :/

So it was a one day sale? Looks to be back up in price to me. :/

I hate stories like this with lazy writing! How did it happen?

I have had nothing but horror stories flying, and I fly twice a year. This last time, my flight was delayed in a way that would have made me miss my connecting flight. No call, text, or email from the airline about this. I noticed because I am anal about checking my flights. I called the airline and they said there…

Flame me all you want, while not completely his fault and as a rider I can say this, he should have been watching his rear view at a stop. They teach you to always have your bike in first ready to roll for this exact reason.