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Because private schools are an option for all families? And families who can't afford private schools automatically love their children less?

One time a dude was like, "Wanna see my dick?" and I was like "Yes, please" and I stood there waiting. And he eventually walked away. I'm not quite sure what I would have done if he had whipped it out. Probably laughed and made a joke.

What a perfect time for:

"Wow, why are men so frigid? They should have just given her a chance. Jeesh, they say women should be more honest but then they act all weird when they do. What a bunch of pricks, am I right?? I bet if she was hot they wouldn't be so freaked out, fucking double standards"

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

Y'all need to stop pretending that if some richie rich offered you 500K to fly you to Austria and come to a high-falutin' party with him, you'd wouldn't go in a goddamn heartbeat. You're not going to this party because you're super morally superior to a Kardashian, you're not going because nobody asked you.

My boyfriend also has a crush on Idris Elba. It's a given that if either of us get the opportunity, we're to do it for the team.

You call that a big butt? Oh, honey.

I have learned a lot from this thread. Thanks, guys!

The thing is, Santa is SUPPOSED to be magical. So why not just tell kids this:

Seriously, Katniss. How did you not do all the things to this man. HOW.

Who is Romeo Rose?

Back when i was in my late teens i used to Greyhound from Minneapolis down to southern Missouri to visit my father. On my first trip back north i was zoned out while listening to my headphones in the middle of the night when i felt like someone was staring at me (I have always been sensitive to things like that) and

This means there's a slight chance that one of the justices will actually say the word "boobies" out loud. Not gonna hold my breath, but it could happen. I know it's juvenile of me, but regardless of the definition "boobies" is a funny word {like "shampoo" and "squiggle"} .

So, yeah, I'm going to sound like I'm 102, but here goes: When I was born (in the '60s), my mom had an emergency C-section, then got an infection and couldn't hold me for a full week. We are amazingly close. I am well-adjusted and purty smart. When I had my 3 kids (in the '90s), I had 'em in a hospital, with epidurals

The people objecting KNOW what the definition of rape is but when it's actually applied, things are different. They view it very different.

Ughhhhhhh what the hell. What the hell. It's my lunch hour, you guys.

There's an abandoned house a couple miles from my friend's place. One night some of us decided to fool around with a Ouija board and supposedly contacted a young boy named Ethan. He, of course, directed us to what will forever be referred to as the Creepyhouse. We, of course, went. This place is on a virtually

Too bad he just ate it.

True! It's a shame that this guy thinks so poorly of men that he believes that rape of vulnerable women is a given. All of the non-rapist men out there should be outraged!

From the wisdom of Tumblr: