I feel attacked by the Stellantis inclusion lol.  I mean Alfa, ok they make pretty cars but man are they a nightmare to maintain, and no one gives a shit about Fiat in the US, but I love the Chrysler 300 it’s about your only option for a full size v8 RWD sedan, a dying breed unfortunately.   I know is shares it’s…

Even though I could never afford it (obviously) I think this is ridiculously awesome. I feel like Jalopnik currently has the biggest disconnect in terms of how writers see their takes being received, and what their actual reading audience is. Most of us like to see cool stuff, especially if it was repurposed like this.

So they’re repurposing a ship that would otherwise be dismantled in an environmentally friendly manner, and your take is it’s bad, just because it’s for a billionaire?

It’s whatever the corporate equivalent of small dick energy is.

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons and To The Moon. Brothers had lush, awesome graphics for its time and a sad story while To The Moon had retro graphics, but poignant story and a soundtrack that would bring tears just listening to certain tracks.

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons and To The Moon. Brothers had lush, awesome graphics for its time and a sad story while…

…Quidditch, the favorite wizard sport of transphobes everywhere,…

They’re going to wait months, after the holiday cash rush, to redesign the god awful economy they’ve set up, if they do at all. I cannot think of a single AAA title F2P or otherwise with a more predatory monetization scheme than this game. It makes Overwatch and Ubisoft look generous.

I liked the opening. Things I agree on: It was long, a bit longer than I expected. Things I disagree on: Enemy being from Halo Wars 2 is a troll move - not at all, it’s a great game, and Banished are much better enemies than the Covenant. Covenant died to make Banished possible, and Banished are much more engaging,…

Sounds like the campaign is doing a lot of Halo 1 but the novelisation of it that focused a lot more on the UNSC attempting to survive on the ring and the resulting guerrilla war as well as giving 117 some slight depth.

So, let’s see.

The samurai armor is inherently very stupid, some color would go miles towards creating a set of armor that doesn’t make you look like a twelve year old boy with no sense of style or taste.

I scrolled down, half expecting to see this:

I always see/hear Hang em’ High being regarded as one of the best maps but I don’t think I’ve ever had a good time on that map. It’s so big and open and just weird.

And the nostalgia they’re mining is with 30-40 year olds that played Halo LAN games in college, people who now have jobs, families, and other responsibilities.  We don’t have the time to play through 100-200 hours of matches to unlock the sweet unlock we bought the pass for.  It should be structured to where you’re…

Yikes, that’s a terrible take and you should feel bad for it.

I’ve always maintained that the actual mission design in Halo 5's campaign was quite good, it was the story that was ass.

As to why it would make sense to create an AI based off of one who has literally declared herself dictator of the galaxy _and_ has actually achieved the control to some degree, I couldn’t tell you.

This. Look at it at small sizes and the entire arrow becomes a little blob.

It’s a big get for the LGBTQIA+ community.

The Good, The Bad, and... You forgot the Ugly. As in the entire car is an ill proportioned, disjointed turd. Every time I see one on the road it looks like it’s already been in a car crash. The nose deserves a special serving of scorn. It’s a terrible Hotwheels take on a Ferrari.