Bill: Do you ever call her your chocolate nubian queen in bed?

Barack: Uh no seeing as we’re both black.

Michelle, thinking: Where is George? I need an edible for this and I’m glad everyone thinks it’s just an old guy passing me candy.

Jimmy: Joe Biden said he’s the most qualified to be President.

Hillary: To sit behind…

I can say with probably 100% certainty she wasn’t one of the legal sex workers. That might be how she got there but she is along for the ride. Someone as ubiquitous as her on CBS definitely wasn’t ever going to do the right thing. It’s not uncommon for the “winning” victim to look down on the ones who get discarded.…

Let this stand as a prime example of men who are so against women’s sexuality unless it benefits them.

But only interracial. Your favorite kind is when the busty white blonde uses the n-word.

When the rulings governing sexual assault are inherently gender biased, he has a good case for why he should suck on the muffler of an idle car.

Nothing says concern troll and not getting it like suing a school over GENDER discrimination because they booted you for sexual assault. They didn’t expel you for being a man, buddy. If that’s their best defense, it should be clear as day that he not only did it but has the hubris to think his degree is worth more…

It’s so sad that this is how late capitalism actually works.

“Finite” resources like food and healthcare must be hoarded and only given to those who can replenish the supply.

Actual, scientifically proven finite resources like fossil fuels must continue to be used at all costs or it will be the downfall of society.

The only thing people who inherited wealth hate more than a “peasant” is someone else who inherited wealth and did more with it.

I like to call it the Kardashian Effect.

Current?

HA!

Having to assuage someone else’s emotions for them is probably the simplest way I can put it.

Examples include men being non-committal but still wanting the benefits of a relationship, white people playing dumb when it comes to racism because convenience is in conflict with conscience, and expecting the aggrieved party…

THANK YOU. Your choice to be happy in spite of everything is for your own safety. It does not actually change anything in the real world. Bootstrappy people can’t help but co-opt every single phrase to reassure themselves that they “made it” because of their effort and not through privilege, luck, kissing ass, etc.

Translation: This dude’s cheating bothered me so much I almost caught a charge and I can’t risk it now that I have a baby and a high profile career.

Except she won the popular vote and still lost. Perhaps blaming the institution instead of voters will get more voters on your side.

I was with you until saying that compromising on slavery was people growing up. That’s where liberal hubris meets the reality of humanity and fucks it up for us. Conservatives i.e. bigots always getting what they want either directly or through compromise is why they continue to act boorishly.

Candace is gunning for her spot

I can’t unsee it. I hate you.

She’s John McCain’s daughter so...nepotism.

I can tell you from knowledge of producers/creators in the industry that your second and third sentence are why she is on there. Consider the network and timeslot. Manufactured conflict is the only thing interesting going on for the majority of that viewership.

You kinda hit the nail on the head. Vanity is very alluring to people who have been viewed as lesser than and opulence is proof of prosperity to those who have been made to live without. I feel like that’s true of all Evangelicals in America but black folks are particularly susceptible because they instinctually trust…

For the math portion I submit: 

What is three dollars and six dimes?

A.) $3.60
B.) Standard bus fare on the MARTA
C.) True enlightenment per Erykah Badu