It ain’t his fault

7. That “Thug Rrhoids”—which is what I’ve decided his name is—looks exactly like Mystikal.

Last night the police “questioned” a black guy who was walking down the street yelling at the clouds. At first it was presented like a wellness check which then turned into a pat down which then turned into cuffs. A few yards down the road, a white woman was standing in a major intersection, blocking traffic and…

This is going to end up like Michigan 2. If the entire state is being propped up by the auto industry, it can’t fail nor can it leave.

We’ve been hit, we’ve been struck by...an airbrushed criminal

Also she’s running against Manny Santos, who’s a big-time Trump supporter.

Fuck a Lana Del Ray tweet. They sent her a damn bomb in the mail and she said, “you have the addy. pull up.”

This was so unnecessary. She could have just easily said, “OMG how could I forget?! I’m in good company ;)” and kept it moving. Instead she went all #WhiteFilmsMatter and it’s becoming a thing now.

Swear my ass shoulda gone into PR

Put Teyana Taylor in those ads all you want but this is hella sus for a group that promoted toxic masculinity (and orientalism) as “core beliefs.”

It’s too early on a Monday to be reading phrases like “space massa” cuz I am pissy weak right now.

She looks beautiful!

Sidenote: I know it’s a fairy tale to marry into royalty but these women got pregnant like an episode of 24. Waste no time!

They shoulda neva let you bitches have Lil’ Jon & The Eastside Boyz

Who needs to atone for their sins when their cookout pass is still valid?

I wish I was being sarcastic. I know far too many white men with access who could be forgiven for being slave masters so long as they give the person they whipped a shoutout or opportunity.

At the end of the day, women are intra-racially traded…

Why do lesbians use dildos? Cuz you don’t want the real thing but understand how a substitute could benefit you.

That I have no doubt. The struggle gets embellished to adhere to confirmation bias. It’s why Hidden Figures had a white savior even though no such real person existed. I guess what I’m saying is that straight people are gonna “straight.” I don’t expect them know about my life and would rather be the one to tell my own…

Really sis?

Is you serus?

I can understand and agree that marginalized groups usually only get to tell their stories when they play to the hegemony’s confirmation bias. This is partly why John Singleton and Tyler Perry have been so successful. It’s my major issue with Will & Grace and Modern Family.

However,

That’s why I’m saying. Iraq, DOMA, etc. would have been in line with social mores at the time. America was definitely in a period of “We love J-Lo and Nelly. It’s a melting pot ayyyy.” That means her and her husband wouldn’t have had to answer for their endorsement of a more racist justice system. Bush won entirely…

It disappoints me that her time came and went because she deserves it more than her trash ass husband. We needed Obama after Bush and there was no way a conventional campaign was gonna win against Trump. Running again in 2020 would just be another chance for white people to act like an ostrich and stick their head in…

I remember sitting on the futon in my house in what must have been early October 1998 (because of when the single was released) watching Rap City