Same as me. Tell me why I was bullied and they immediately assumed my mom gave me a black eye. You see these aggressive bad ass kids who look like they eat hormones for lunch and you immediately assume it’s my mom whose built like a stick figure and can barely reach a top shelf? She would have to have Muhammad Ali…

Suicide my ass. These people are fighting for justice in the city that kicked off BLM’s first national protest and one of them just happens to die in the same way that white nationalists made threats against Obama? This comes after one of the more instrumental protesters in Ferguson was found burned alive inside his…

For some reason returns are seen as gauche but sampling is seen as a prerequisite for purchase. 

Yes it is important to hear both sides

/s

Nice to see Don Lemon is one year sober from white cock addiction.

Being passing is like learning how magic tricks are done. It is both simultaneously discouraging to know the truth and that there are people who are heavily invested in not knowing it because it would take away from their enjoyment.

I still reference the skits off this

Loni Love as Oprah wins. Hoda and Kathie as Snoopy and Woodstock is what I see in my dreams after drinking too much.

I think there’s enough to blame the Clintons for without drifting into Rush Limbaugh territory.

Alternative Title:

Christian white guy forces Native woman to bear his children

Post Malone is in many ways worse than the Kardashians but because he’s a guy he gets away with it.

You know Miss Thang in the 2nd pic definitely was asked to surfbort.

“The Jews killed Jesus” is the anti-semitic version of “black on black crime.” No one actually wants to look at the root cause, they just want someone easy to blame.

You would think that religious zealots who believe others must die because “God” would get along like some anti-Justice League.

To Jada/Will:

Y’all are gay but obviously she doesn’t “practice.” Will’s piece needs to stop flexin for the ‘gram. The end.

Now talk about Willow playing Troublesome ‘96 on a harpsichord or something.

Nah.

To your values - because you ain’t got none

To your music - because clearly you have no more inspiration

To your positivity - because ignoring the problematic ass world you’ve posted up in is not that

Little Mix played themselves. They’re acting like they’ve finally actualized some unrequited love and Nicki is just “horny” for another collaboration to keep her fresh.

Yeah see that’s the same kind of spin that people trot out when fetishization or movie tropes are discussed. “Well would you rather them have nothing? You’re the real racist!”

We get it. Cardi doesn’t speak the King’s English. Go finger yourself to “My Fair Lady” or something because we know Pygmalion is out of your…

If they think people interrupting them is an attack, they would be having panic attacks visiting a city where an actual attack occurred.