Vincent Adultman: the completely stupid gift that nevertheless keeps on giving.

The dictated signs are the best running gag in Bojack Horseman and be sure and put Bojack Horseman in italics no I don’t know how to do italics in Kinja just hit publish.

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

I used to think that too. But I was wrong.

Dany brought all her forces with her to Kings Landing

But once you get him started, the dude just won’t shut up.

“You know, what people don’t appreciate about raising an undead army over the course of 3,000 years is the patience. They see the killing and the spectacle, and they think that just, you know, happens. But all the preparation, the years of waiting for some…

As stupid as the whole Sansa/Arya thing was, I was fairly satisfied with the conclusion, even though you had to infer a lot of what may have happened (Sansa and Arya talked to each other like normal people to figure out what was going on, or even better, they talked with Bran, who hasn’t done anything all season).

“Ah. I see that the man who pushed me out of a tower as a child, crippled me for life, and arguably contributed to me turning into an emotionless creeper is back. Would you like to hear the story of my sister’s brutal rape?”

Theon: “You always do the right thing”

The most infuriating thing was that the Sansa vs. Arya bait and switch was completely USELESS as they didn’t even bring it up during the surprise Trial of Littlefinger. It only served the purpose of catching him off guard, as the Starks continued to throw accusations at him without any physical evidence but using…

God, that whole plot line was so contrived. WHAT THE FVCK WAS THE POINT OF THE ARYA vs SANSA SCENE FROM LAST WEEK? Why did they have a fight? Was Littlefinger ALWAYS watching them? I hate it so so so so so so so much.

BRAN: Dames, who needs ‘em? But you and me, pal, we get each other. Just two bros, hangin’ out, shootin’ the shit, doin’ man stuff. Like, um... um... scratchin’ our balls and... sports? And? ...er... my omniscience power is leaving me hanging here...

How did your Aunt respond?

Well, he last stupid decision resulted in the White Walkers getting an ice dragon and taking down the wall, and possibly the extinction of the human race, but hey, who’s counting?

I’m so happy that Baelish is dead, but I still don’t understand what happened in the previous episodes that lead up to this. I wish they just showed us Bran telling his sisters about the truth. I just feel cheated in that moment. All that for a cheap plot twist. I have to say I loved that heartwarming scene at the end…

“Oh hey guy I met briefly years ago. I’m gonna tell you Jon’s parentage, but I’m not going to tell my sisters, for no reason.”