Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

Does this count as another major?

I think it’s appropriate that Andy Murray is clumped in with the women here.

You can complain. But, if you start screaming and throw yourself on the ground (even if you REALLY REALLY want to go home) probably someone with a very limited grasp of nuance is going to be called over to remove you from the area. And, amazingly, thats true, like, literally anywhere! Try it, oh, I dunno - a 7/11. …

When you’re a minority in Trump’s America, you pick your battles. I’ll march for racial equality, democracy or civil rights.

This doesn’t mean Tiger is done for good and can’t ever win another major or two. If any 41 year old who hasn’t won a major in 9 years, has suffered a series of increasingly debilitating injuries, including a catastrophic back injury that has basically sidelined him for 3 years now, can bounce back from this, it’s…

The school board was frank that they wouldn’t put up with these actions any furter.

Happens, I got fired for a meatball sub joke I pulled at a gymnastics retreat a few years back.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

I fear most folks will fail to understand your zinger.

Conservatives always seem to think they’re funnier than they really are.

Wait, fuck, I missed this part of the story:

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

Non-GAAP earnings are not ‘back in vogue’, corporate debt is pretty low, and participation rate has been falling for 30 years. And interest rates are not ‘artificially low’, they are values that can be set at whatever we want them to - and we generally raise them to curtail employment, which is not good for the common…

“I used to say there’s a constantly daily battle between who can take more of my money between Layla and Obama.”