And the sponsors begin rolling in...

Looks like the Harbaugh Bros got a pair of Ray Bans

Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press

Zduriencik then offered the ice cream sandwich a 10 year deal, and pulled the offer 10 minutes later. The sandwich's agent Scott RocketPop stormed out in a fury, indicating a mystery team had shown interest.

How are you gonna keep 'em on the farm once they've seen Vin Scully?

You make one hell of a Caucasian, Sammy.

With pitching, you know, there's alot of in's, lot of outs, lot of what have yous...you know, man?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Because a shit ton of my fellow attorneys are insufferable assholes. I love lawyering. I hate lawyers. And adjusters.

If there was a Japanese game show called Super Extreme DUI that was just people getting completely plowed and driving go-karts to win prizes, it would be the best thing in television history.

The next step is the yet-unreached Double Secret DUI.

"Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is Super Extreme DUI!"

Once Tucker hits Super Duper Extreme .3 BAC level, he is eligible for a free 6" Subway Flatizza. Your move, Titus Young.

Proud of Arizona's cops for not pumping a few mags worth of lead into his car. This must be the first time a black person has survived being pulled over in that state.

Make fun of 'em all you want, but at least Florida didn't let a Japanese game show host write its DUI laws.

How is Fat Tire not on this list? It encompasses all the worst things about American amber ales, while bringing nothing noteworthy to the table.

Also, despite its aggressive mediocrity, it (and New Belgium, the company that foists it upon about half the USA) has somehow become synonymous with Colorado microbrewing when…

Maybe something like you can install the machinery so his kid's wheelchair can come out the side door?

Around the Cutler house they call it Measles on Wheels.

"OMG HE'S SO QUIRKY SQUEEEEEEeeeeee..."

I grew up living several blocks from Thurman in Canton. I remember seeing him out in front of his house hitting tiny plastic golf balls that his older brother, Duane, would pitch to him for hours. Thurman would hit line drive after line drive. We both attended Worley School (along with Diane Dominik his future…