Whoops. Well, at least I didn't mistake clickhole for an actual news site, so I'm still up on Anderson Cooper.

The fact you linked to @seinfeldtoday and not @seinfeld2000 makes me sick. Barry Obame will hear of this!

You know, the A.V. Club turned into Salon.com so gradually I didn't even notice!

Andee Samberg get iPhone 6

Oh. Just give me a six pack and a couple of bags of skittles then.

Next time you'll get more than a box of big black dildos in the head!

Perhaps that's just Sushi K's hair under the overpass down there at the Vitaly Chernobyl show