Stop fucking monitoring and videoing me ! If my work is getting done properly and on time that’s all you need to know.

Who says money can’t buy happiness?

Not really related but do truck drivers still use CB radios or some more modern equivalent?

In a teeny, tiny link under the picture. And mumble, grumble no worky in Canada.

In a teeny, tiny link under the picture. And mumble, grumble no worky in Canada.

Just Google sex offender public urination.

Tell that to men who whizzed behind a bush and are now marked as sex offenders.

It really reads like text book mania, when every stupid idea seems like the greatest thing ever.

I’m big on my watches being thin - the current trend of wearing a tuna can strapped to your wrist drives me insane. Any good sub $100 thin watches out there?

I’m big on my watches being thin - the current trend of wearing a tuna can strapped to your wrist drives me insane.…

Aha ! I just pictured it as a liquid like lemon juice.

I usually just test my pen by scribbling on a piece of paper.

Won’t the citric acid make the baking soda go all fizzy when you mix them?

But it is completely unnatural - why not have a crawling race and a handstand race while you’re at it? Or hopping, potato-sack and rolling?

There’s a reason we invented air conditioners and it certainly wasn’t to not use them.

No love for mmorpg’s anymore since moba’s became the big money makers.

Family Feud really went down the toilet after Richard Dawson.

Don’t you mean OH THE HTTPanity?

This has jumped into the uncanny valley for me. She doesn’t even look human after all the photoshopping.

You should have replaced it with SVGA Cottage cheese ages ago.

It’s funny, httstub doesn’t even pass a built in spell checker, so there’s really not even the tiniest excuse for this one.

A secure tub of cottage cheese.