People divorce for all types of reasons. And not everyone who stays married is married to an amazing companion who respects women and treats them and their kids well. See: My mom. I'm just saying, being divorced or married isn't a negative or positive in this case.

I will concede that some women can fit a fist up there when aroused. There's video proof of that. But I always figured for cases like that, it would be like goatse. They spent many hours of training to get it to do that. I'm talking about a gradual increase of sizes going in there. Like with dilation tools. I…

John Carter wasn't THAT bad. It should've been called Princess of Mars and had better marketing. But whatever, that's Disney's problem. Judge Dredd was also neat but didn't get good advertising. The Total Recall remake was fucking awful. I didn't care for the Spider-Man remake too. The Red Dawn remake was too…

I want to see that porn! I imagine it would have lots of butter. Morbid? Yes and she talks like a porn star too. I saw her on Top Chef talking about how much she "loved sucking on that head." It was shrimp, but ya know. SEXUAL INNUENDO!!

True, but NOT THAT MUCH!

Ugh. The vagina is a muscle. All these comments are made by people who don't understand anything about the vagina. It's a big pet peeve of mine. I feel like I should have this article on standby everytime I hear about a "loose" vagina.

I don't care about Monkey Island. I love the series, but I need more Maniac Mansion! Bring something like that back. Take my money! I'll fund anything that will lead to something like Maniac Mansion.

The whole emphasis on female "virginity" fucked with my head when I was a teen. I put it in quotes because it's just the hymen that what's been making my teenage life a hell. I broke mine when I was masturbating. Although, it could've been through an accident that happened when I was smaller and fell on bars. I…

Correction: James Deen. He's an average non-scary looking guy who does porn. He did one recently with one of the girls from Teen Mom, she's 21. Apparently, he's very good at his job. Strong work ethic that one.

She does stuff with James Dean on occasion. If you search for porn on tumblr, you'll find lots of gifs of her and him in addition to porn gifs.

Does Inspector Gadget count as a robot? I would kill him. Where are the Cylons? Those bots were slutty. I think Tigh was the only one who didn't get laid. Everyone else totally did!

But how will we be able to blame all the states woes on all them unpure harlots, if we don't make it hard for people to live healthy lives. Durr. We need those single-mom scapegoats for our campaigns.

I'd be more proud of getting paid to orgasm as an adult, than being exploited as a teen by MTV. I think her denial is mostly built on trying to minimize the fallout from her crazytown mom. She really shouldn't feel guilty, but then again, she was on Teen Mom and was made to feel awful for wanting to have birth…

The outfits look like they would be hell to move around in. I get sweaty just thinking about how weird it would be to run in those outfits. I mean, Batman's tights are skin tight, but the fabric is breathable, these heavy layered outfits would make it as unconfortable as the plastic molding Batman costumes.

Zatanna is drowning in her outfit. She's gonna trip over those pant legs. The pit stains in her jacket will be hell to get rid of. But hey, she's a magician so I'm sure she can do a spell for the fraying of her pant bottoms and sweat stained clothes.

It got crazy when that girl got chased down by the mountain lion. Yeah, only Kim Bauer could get from running away from an abusive employer to running away from a mountain lion in the same day.

I've seen a lot of judge shows, Judy, People's Court, Mathis, Brown, etc. and this seems to be a common trend. It doesn't end well for the partner that puts in the most into the relationship. But that's mostly something about the relationship. Some people are assholes that leach off their partner. I'm sorry you…

But what does this mean for past LucasArts games? They gonna sell Maniac Mansion and Day of the Tentacle to Ron Gilbert? How about Grim Fandango? Is that going to be sold to Tim? Are all the past games that are not on Steam or other platforms in limbo? Damnit, Disney! This wasn't apart of our deal!! AAAHHHH!!

I hear ya can hook up an external harddrive to the OUYA. I think it was one of the selling points because of the limited 8gb internal storage. So if it's similar to the way PSP emulators work, all you have to do is make a folder and use the emulator to load up the file from that folder.

I LOL'd hard at this.