Yep, he was. Really was <3

Hahahaha omg I totally forgot she did that!! 

I thought she was doing a “one of us” type thing.

Funny when she's a WASP

Lmao this was my take too

Yeah, like, aren’t Lana and her entire family the first ones whose heads get the heave-ho in any revolution?

This will get buried in the greys, but whatever.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

“That’s the only part of this silly plan that you nailed!”

‘“This never happened to any other president,” he said, directly contradicting the judge, and history.’

You’re assuming that said patriotic American doesn’t see themselves in the Koch’s shoes. That’s the turd they sell: “One day you’ll be me and all this we’ve been setting up will be yours to take advantage of.” This is the literal sales pitch.

...and just last night we were talkin’ bout the Red Sox, and having a beer, and how Lloyd Blankfein is an evil whore that looks like a penis.

“...would “take place in ‘the hood’ or ‘the ghetto.”

OW ME BACK

They must not have unlocked anything better yet in story mode.

My brothers love any color that resembles Elephant Grey, though the GT86 is pretty close:

I saw a guy in some “Proud Deplorables” t-shirt, skull and toupee on back, the other day. He had to walk away from a half full cart of groceries because he couldn’t pay for it.

wrong. just because you obsess over your penis on wheels doesn’t mean everyone else does

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Its illegal to speed. Its illegal to jaywalk.