Berner. FTFY

Omfg you guys look what not-Bernie did or didn’t do today.

Something something “big for his age.”

That’s some Bob Loblaw shit right there.

There were more US soldiers lost in the practice landing for D-Day than in both GWOT expeditions.

Exactly this. The eye-blink (in historical terms) restoration of Confederates and slave owners to power and failure to hold leadership and military officers accountable for real-deal capital-T Treason created the modern South. Fucking tired of the romance. They should have all been short-dropped from the back of…

That’s a hard reach, gonna need a stepladder.

Cue viral videos of cops dancing or some cop buying a woman’s groceries.

Given how gun people won’t fucking talk about anything else, I can’t imagine that’s often the case.

It’s *possible* that he was suffering early symptoms. Aaron Hernandez’ advanced CTE is posited by some to have started in his teens playing high school football. The science is still evolving.

I read these stories and realize how lucky I am. My mom remarried when I was seven. My stepdad and I didn’t get along - he was hard and old-school. But I learned a lot, and we’re family now.

I’ve been saying this for years. He dresses like a fat kid at junior prom. 

Hey, at least that good-for-nothing asshole Colin Kaepernick is still out of a job, amirite?

A great article, but that leader image...no photos of Italian fascists available? We went with the “it’s a-spicy meatball?”

Those who live in Mike Pence houses shouldn’t throw anything, ever, at anyone.

Love it. “Can’t wait until I can drive across the border from my deliberately regressive neo-con-Mad Max-pastiche of a home state to score legal weed next door, but I only wish their government was smarter, maybe they could get their shit together and elect somebody like Mike Fucking Pence.”

I’ve reached a point in my life where I can honestly say I wish no ill on those who harm me...but whatever it takes.

How can you be so salty and unseasoned at the same time, Cowboy Twitter Karen?

Yeah, the one whose grandfather was an investment banker and whose parents were Madison Avenue advertising flacks.