Sophie, exactly the right take. All of our prisons save those for which it is necessary to have walls and enhanced security measures (because let’s face it, some folks need it) should be like the FCI camps.

Presumably because since he owned the truck, he knows what it is.

An early mentor explained to 23-year-old me how to be a successful young white guy in a business or board room environment.

How on Earth is this ungreyed?

Yes, we like journalism.

Isn’t this always the way, though? We want you to be successful and stop taking “handouts” but not too successful (see Tulsa.) We want you to be “articulate” but don’t articulate things too clearly for our liking (see Dr. King, Medgar Evers, etc.)

So much for the tolerant left, amirite? Something, something “purity test.” So the guy took some money from some pharma dudes and is essentially margarine with legs. Are you forgetting that he LIVES IN PUBLIC HOUSING? Have you no shame, sir?

There’s gonna be hell toupee.

It always puzzles me when people get dentures that are obviously bad. Why wouldn’t you take the opportunity to get better teeth?

Point us to where China owned that shit.

Aunt Mazie gave ol’ Lindsey a case of the vapors. He’ll have to lie down on the fainting couch for a spell.

I agree that Brand Twitter sucks, but have you noticed that all of Splinter has just devolved into a weird hybrid of old-man/edgelord “down with this sort of thing?”

For once, I agree with the President: it’s time to investigate the investigators.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Perfect metaphor for deleting something from the middle that’s gross, unnecessary and ultimately self-defeating.

Tune in for the misogyny, stick around for the racism.

Amen. This is incel bullshit.

And ride the bus with poor people and blacks and commies?

Maybe, but let’s not do Joe’s gymnastics for him.

If anything, he’s not set in his ways - that’s the problem. Uncle Joe is an excellent weathervane.