“From what I understand, once you get out of the big cities Japan makes the deep south look like silicon valley.”

I expected it to be worse frankly. Putting my self through med school I worked at a public schools help desk (I did that in the USAF).

I was excited ‘cuz I thought you meant Dairy Queen.

That’s some long game! If that’s true they deserve to be America’s Royalty, because that’s is Katerina Sforza-level game playing right there.

The show is reflecting the source material, but yes, it certainly should have been updated. That said, some women, myself included, could have fun being a cowgirl, gunslinger, or madam in a fantasy Wild West setting. But I would rather go to space. That said, a Western setting is cheaper to film.

What if I’m Jewish?

I think the moral of the story here is that I should buy some panties.

Too busy trying to look like extras from the WWE. Those poses don’t just happen, they are practiced.

I, for one, hope her lawsuit is successful, so I can go ahead with mine. Many years ago, I pitched three shows:

“jaw-dropping sangfroid”?!?

I sorta feel like unless you’re Toby Ziegler, you don’t get to use phrases like “New York Jew.”

Ms Coffee, a feminist Jew lady, walks in with a coffee in one hand and a handful of tampons in the other. Both refreshingly hip and wickedly old fashioned she’s unafraid to crack whipsharp jokes harkening to the wonder years. “Hey,” Ms coffee said leaning over, her lady breasts gleaming with sugar, “what’s black and…

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

The black dude on the right is currently saying to himself, “I have made so, so many mistakes.”

oh, good, i was just waiting for you to tell us what you think of a religion you’re not a part of. thank god you’re here with your hot take straight out of ninth grade social studies.

“The Sock Gap” ladies and gentlemen. If you are not already familiar:

you. i like you.

He sounds like a midwestern version of Salad Fingers.

NOT GOING TO LIE, I LAUGHED SO HARD, I FARTED AND NOW I'VE LOST THE PLOT.